## Cheesy maths jokes? Yes please!

**What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?**

Geometry.

**Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?**

The directions said, “Put it in the oven at 180°”.

**Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?**

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

**Surgeon: Nurse, I have so many patients. Who do I work on first?**

Nurse: Simple, follow the order of operations.

**Why was six afraid of seven?**

Because seven, eight, nine!

**Do you know why seven eight nine? **Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day!

**There are three kinds of people in this world.**

Those who can count and those who can’t.

**Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven?**

Because they can’t even!

**My girlfriend is the square root of -100.**

A perfect 10 but imaginary.

**Which king loved fractions?**

Henry the ⅛.

**Why do atheists have trouble with exponents?**

They don’t believe in higher powers!

**Teacher: What is 2n plus 2n?**

Student: I’m not sure. That sounds 4n to me.

And last but not least…. If the number 666 is considered evil, is 25.8069 the root of all evil?